Don't Let Me Forget to Talk About my Bittenbinder. Argyle ISD COACH DICK DICKMAN.

Saddled with the baggage of a name that implies the probably whithered but swarthy Jafar-snake staff carrying I assume I dunnowhy ostensibly minor baggage? He had an office in the locker room where he could observe the girls dressing. And boys. And he did. And he walked around as if to make a quip about the obvious implied spontaneous combustion that would happen if you did and literally called me a cigarette because I didn’t know as an asthmatic the doublespeak for a cramp in your side meant ladies-are-gross. -BJG