A Special Thanks To The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake [If this one doesn't make sense that's OK; it shouldn't to anyone except Lu Gomez and Friends]

LOOK AT THAT? IS THAT FROM AN ALTERNATE REALITY? BEN SCHWARTZ TOUCHING LORD SCOTRICK AND ALLEGED SEX-PEST RAJ WHO OWES ME A SHOT PER INSTA DM’S OF MAN TO BORE ME AGAIN FAME, FEATURING A DEMONIC EMERALD STONED GREMLIN THAT GETS OFF ON MAYHEM AND BETTER END HIS ARC FLOATING SHOOTING ELECTRICITY FROM HIS FINGERS MURDERING HIS CHOMO MENTOR WHILST WIELDING SPINNING DARKSABERS AND CLIFFORD THE BIG RED COMMUNIST DOG IS FUNNY? AND THAT ONE? WITH STOLEN SONIC MONEY FROM ANYONE WITH TALENT AND CHARISMA IN THREE DIMENSIONS like Marsden whom we dig and helped not make the movie suck when the Internet broke because they tried to ruin it? COMEDY? THEY ALL BANG BANG. Like when Paul F. Tompkins tried to casually groom Gillian Jacobs via bit in public. Like Chris Kattan said humping Katie Holmes was sexy, she just didn’t get it was so “erotic,” per HIS TERMS as MANGO. WHICH IS WHY YOU AND I AND SODER ETC. THANKFULLY AREN’T ON CBB ETC. TO HARASS AND EVISCERATE CALI SOFTGIRL SCOTTY 2 HOTTI. AN IRONY DEMON FROM THE NETHER-REALMS SUCKING HIPSTER PENISES LEFT AND RIGHT WHILST BEGGING TO BE PROPERLY COMEDICALLY MORTAL KOMBATTED BY REAL ASS DUDES THEN SOMEHOW BY PRETENDING TO KNOW WHAT A SOUL IS FOR 3 SECONDS NARROWLY AVOIDING BEING BIG-FINISHED LIKE SOME NERDY DOCTOR WHO-ASS AUDIOBOOKS. I don’t have much to say except I wish you wouldn’t say the n word so much but I love you anyways. YOU HUCKLEBURY@$$ WEIRDO. BIG UPS TO BJ. BABY JAMES RULES. -BJG AKA THE ULTIMATE ARTFUL DODGER. BITCHES. I DON’T GOTTA STEAL SHIT. Y’ALL GIVE IT UP AND I PROVIDE. It’s not my fault DOPES listened to LOS and thought JAY was the leader IN JORTS WITH A CHAIN WALLET CONNECTING NOTHING EXCEPT HIS FUPA AND STRETCHED ANUS and DAVE the dumbest of the three is the “smart guy” (are you secretly a black boy on UPN, Dave?) bc that’s how they portray themselves (Don’t fret, sweetie, I don’t assume gender especially with Leno chinned potential transsexual specimens. None of my business, Dave, except my brother thinks you’re a genius when the word is “SUPREMACIST.” 1234 SYLLABLES. WHAT? PEOPLE MARRY WHO THEY GET BLACKMAILED BY WHERE I COME FROM). PS: THE FIVE TYPES OF SPIES PER SUN TZU ARE WHAT? LIDDL? NOT LIKE ALICE IN UNDERPANTSLAND. FUCK CHOMOS. LOCAL INTERNAL DOUBLE DEAD AND LIVE. NO ONE CLOSER TO COMMANDER THAN WHO? KEEP THEM SAFE. LOVE TO BJ AND B. PEACE. WHY CAN’T THE COASTS GET ALONG? BECAUSE YOU DUMPED ME ON THE GULF.